jokesS of da day.

sam ask mi to posts all those funny stuff i've sae today. it's like, so many tinks la. ALOT somemore. nvm. i'll jus pick those veri jing bao ones. lolx.










here goes..........















da whole classs was asked to sae 3 tinks abt themselves and one gd tink abt da class.
the veri jing dian de tai ci.


*gucci*

hi, my name is engxuan but dey call mi GUCCI. i like to tok alot, slp and i like to create trouble. one nice tink abt da class is dey look decent.



*dee*

i like sports, ...... and mango.
[teacher ask, "u mean the brand or da fruit?"]
and da class is QUITE funny.
[gucci:" huh? QUITE oni arz?"]
ok la ok la. VERY funny la.


*iris*
our class is like a mini girls sch.


*deepu*

~in indian accent~ i'm deepu george ........... and i'm frm india. i'm here usin a scholarship.

*sam*

[she cant tink of anythin to sae so we sorta force her to sae...]
i'm blur, i'm blur and i'm blur.



lolx.

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walkin along da concourse, when rosy suddenly sang tis song to mi...














[yi xiao xiao er xiao xiao san xiao xiao in du

si xiao xiao wu xiao xiao 6 xiao xiao in du

qi xiao xiao ba xiao xiao jiu xiao xiao in du

shi xiao xiao in du nan!!!!!!!!!!]














den i return her tis song.















[lun tun qiao yao diao xia lai,diao xia lai,diao xia lai.

lun tun qiao yao diao xia lai,wo de bai nu ren.....]














latest version of a chinese song translated to english.

2 little tigers, 2 little tigers.

run very fast, run very fast.

one of them got no eyes.

one of them got no ears.

so funny. so funny.

waHahaAhAha.....

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the sizes tat i gave everyone in our class.

zhang XiaO ------ No siZe

ENG XUAN ------ XS

CherilYn ------ S

yaN shuaNg ------ M

rosaNNe ------ L

EstheR ------ XL

joaNNe ------ XXL

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still rmb i sae da top 10 jokes rosy n i created?? haha... here they are............

*extrated frm gucci's testi frm rosy.

1) huh? he look like jay meh? I AM CAI YI LIN LA ! HELLO HELLO . CAI YI LIN HERE LEH !

2) who buy mother BOARD?mother la !!why?!because mother BOUGHT what !

3) wanna buy cheap cheap chip set ?SET AH !

4) ah-be-lin-da ah-be-lin-da ~ *sings ~

5) ni bi you you ni bi you you fei ~ ni bi you you ni bi you you fei ~ ni bi you you ni bi ni bi you you ni bi ni bi you you, ni bi you you fei ~

6) JIE JIE MEI MEI ZHAN QI LAI !!

7) hey ! wo shi yin !yo ! wo shi yang !WO MEN SHI , YIN YANG JIE MEI HUA !

8) *press ur mole*

9) congratulations. your son is gay.

10) alright cant think of any le.

super lame la ~ nobody will ever understand what im typing.. only you know la.. lols..=)

HAHAHA . I AM SO FUNNY !

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